Renounce your religion. Toss your dusty Bible and your boring god. Its Clown Season. October is the time to worship Clowns. The closer to Halloween we get, the more powerful Clowns become. Why worship a mythical man in the sky? Your life is better devoted to a real, living god. Renounce your Christianity and worship at the altar of the Circus. The Clown Queen is your one true god.