I start by spitting into a syringe, until there's a lot in there. I show you just how much. Then I start squeezing the plunger down slowly, as the stringy spit oozes out onto my tongue and lips and down my chin. I suck more spit out of my mouth, only to squirt it back into my mouth. Mmmmm. I play with the spit that fell down onto my stomach and legs.