Whoops! Thought you wanted to get stepped on. I mean why else would you be wondering this Amazonian rainforest. A little tiny thing like you couldn’t survive any longer anyway. Hell, I’m baffled you made it at all!! The wildlife alone compared to you? You look like what you would call, a dung beetle.... Well since you’re here, It’s been months since this 10 foot Amazonian goddess had her needs satisfied and you’re looking like just the small fry to do it. Being the size of a kiwi compared to me, you’re going to have to literally swim in my Toto for me to feel your presence (look how I almos...

Whoops! Thought you wanted to get stepped on. I mean why else would you be wondering this Amazonian rainforest. A little tiny thing like you couldn’t survive any longer anyway. Hell, I’m baffled you made it at all!! The wildlife alone compared to you? You look like what you would call, a dung beetle.... Well since you’re here, It’s been months since this 10 foot Amazonian goddess had her needs satisfied and you’re looking like just the small fry to do it. Being the size of a kiwi compared to me, you’re going to have to literally swim in my Toto for me to feel your presence (look how I almost squashed you). You’ll need to go full body, head to toe, backstroke swimming to satisfy this giantess!! Show me how the humans do it. Prove to me your life is worth sparing from my 1000ft long shoes. You can either take this wild cat to the head or you can become the gym beneath my feet. Choose wisely, I anger easily.