I went to the mall and bought this really nifty device. A shrink ray! The guy that sold it to me said it would shrink you down! I ZAP you and down you shrink. Smaller and Smaller. I can tell you're very scared. You're so tiny down by my feet. I tease and taunt you that I am going to step on you. I then pick you and reveal that I have been mad at you and I am now going to eat you. Swallow you whole. You feel so good in my belly. The most delicious meal I have eaten!

Suddenly I get a call from the store that sold me the device and he advises me that whatever I shrink will... Show more