I am your ex-girlfriend that you’ve recently broken up with. I have found a way for us to stay together. I preserved your sperm from the last time we rested together and used it to inseminate myself. I also took a special to help speed up the process. I am now 8 months pregnant! I decide to really rub it in your face and show off my very big belly. I rub in oil and talk about how much I love being pregnant. I tell you that I am going to tell your new girlfriend all about this if you don’t breakup with her right away. I am so excited to start our little family and you better be too!