I am the sexy, Asian Head of HR at your company. I've been getting some complaints about you recently. Oh, you know *exactly* what I'm talking about. It seems like there's been some complaints about you gawking at the other women in the office, making lewd comments, and just generally being a little fucking pervert. You're long overdue for some sensitivity training! You need to be put in your place and taught how to not only respect your female colleagues but treat them as the superior women they are!

I'm employing some rather unorthodox methods to drive the message home to you..... Show more