Wow! So much gas coming from both ends!! I entertain you with a very real life conversation, punctuated by pungent farts and burps. Drinking soda, I belch and burp like a truck driver, sometimes burping and farting at the same time! I also eat nasty snack foods and make a total pig of myself, shoving food down my face while I'm belching and farting. Then when I turn to go, I show you the brown streaked results of my non stop farting on the back of my white underwear! Totally Gross!!