Now my eating habits go way over the top. shoving food into my mouth like a slob, making a mess of the table. Gagging on the food, belching and retching, making awful disgusting faces as i loudly chew and make an obnoxious ass of myself. Then I start to really stink up the restaurant with a series of machine farts combined with more burping. Loud comments about my own gas smell, then more farts. I warn everyone to hold their nose. I loosen my dress in the restaurant rearrange it so my belly is more comfortable. I fart twice more as we are leaving the restaurant and look like I'm about to puke ...
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Now my eating habits go way over the top. shoving food into my mouth like a slob, making a mess of the table. Gagging on the food, belching and retching, making awful disgusting faces as i loudly chew and make an obnoxious ass of myself. Then I start to really stink up the restaurant with a series of machine farts combined with more burping. Loud comments about my own gas smell, then more farts. I warn everyone to hold their nose. I loosen my dress in the restaurant rearrange it so my belly is more comfortable. I fart twice more as we are leaving the restaurant and look like I'm about to puke ...