Now it starts to get really gross. Imagine trying to go out with me as your dinner date. Yes, in this video, you get to do a POV dinner date with a sexy slob like me. When I come into the restaurant, I embarass everyone with my loud behaviour. Then I proceed to attack the meal, making a disgusting mess on the table, picking my nose, farting, belching and being a total pig. The waiter is even disgusted by me and says something under his breath about what a slob I am. Almost 7 minutes long!