Me and JudithJay found ourselves a little subby boy's face to sit on! His arms are all bound and he has nowhere to go, poor guy! But ass-cushions don't get to make decisions, they just get sat on like good little furniture! After all, that's all they're good for, right? Judith and I had a really good time with this one, bouncing and riding his face like a little saddle until it was as flat as a pancake! It's clear that we really don't care about him-- after all, why should we care about a piece of furniture? Anyone would be lucky to be in a situation like this, don't you think?