Listen up, bright spark! In this clip you will get a verbal set of red hot ears, stupid bread. If you have ever asked yourself why (A) no woman is ever been interested in you and why (B) you are a laughing stock for the half world and getting ignored by the other half, listen carefully. You will get the unpleasant truth by me right in your baloney brain. But, because I’m soooo responsible and I really don’t want to let you take your life afterwards, I show you a reasonable way how special waste like you could be useful. It is ... your destiny.

Listen up, bright spark! In this clip you will get a verbal set of red hot ears, stupid bread. If you have ever asked yourself why (A) no woman is ever been interested in you and why (B) you are a laughing stock for the half world and getting ignored by the other half, listen carefully. You will get the unpleasant truth by me right in your baloney brain. But, because I’m soooo responsible and I really don’t want to let you take your life afterwards, I show you a reasonable way how special waste like you could be useful. It is ... your destiny.