So I had to cut my own grass today because my pathetic slave was at work and it was going to rain. I put on my favorite hiking shoes, they are like hiking boots but much more comfortable and look like shoes. And while I was outside I stepped in some really really nasty stuff. Some really smelly stuff too. It sucks there are so many around where I live because you never know what will be in the yard. Anyway I told my slave when to stop and spend his money on a gourmet pizza and I made him leave a two hundred dollar tip. So when I got inside my pizza was waiting and I gave the slave his dinner t... Show more