One of my friends wanted to chat with me my weight. Apparently he thinks I need to lose weight and that my eating habits are horrible. Little did he know, my eating habits have been GREAT, in my eyes. My stash of minions have been keeping my very satisfied. Since he wants to shame me for my size and what I eat, I decided to make him PAY for his words. That's right, I shrank him and made him even more vulnerable. Don't want me to gain weight? Ha, he should have minded his own business. Now he belongs in my belly. Devouring him was the must fulfilling, satisfying feeling I have had in a while... Show more