Description: You are plopped on the couch wearing a way-too-tight tank top and a skimpy thong. You've been napping in every day, lazying around the house and watching TV eating bon bons while your sucker of a husband works overtime trying to pick up the slack. Three months ago you said "I Do" but since then you haven't done anything... except whatever you want. You quit your job, gained a ton of weight and haven't put out since before the wedding night. When your hard-working hubby comes home from a long day, you take all his money and go out with the girls for the night. When you get back you... Show more