So you think you can fire me? I know we had our little fling outside of work and all but you want to fire me because you're still upset over our break up? Ha, bad idea honey. Do you know exactly how much dirt I have on you? A LOT! I QUIT anyways! If you want your dirt to stay between you and I then I demand a nice fat departing check from you. Besides who the hell leaves their personal hard drive at work. I knew you would come in to talk to me. I could feel it. I just knew the day would come where you would still remain bitter and want to get rid of your best employee. Well, this hard drive ca... Show more