Hello! I'm your guardian angel, I've been noticing you've been watching a LOT of porn lately - you've been focusing quite a bit more on men's cocks than pussy or tits. Hmm, I have an idea! I think you're ready to become a cock-sucker for God! I promise, it's worth it. No harm done, it's all a 3-way secret between you, me and God. So go ahead, be the faggot you were destined to be with my help!