You've been such a good slave and I really appreciate all you do for me..but? I'm kind of bored...you did sign a contract for me a while back and I guess you didn't read the fine print - if you did, you'd know that your days of owning a pair of balls are OVER. I'm going to take your balls off, and keep them. You'll be a Kylieholic forever now, without a dumb ball sack to get in the way. I aggressively beat your balls, jerk you off and tease you and eventually, REMOVE them permanently.

Moral of the story? always read the fine print in my contracts.