I have a surprise for you! I've decided to grow a potbelly, and I'm going to do it the same way you got yours - by spending lots of time on the couch chugging and stuffing snacks! I down bottle after bottle of and cram potato chips, peanuts, and pretzels into my greedy gut while I talk about how big my belly is going to get, my drinking goals, and how I plan on achieving my goal of having a big, fat, jiggly belly. I let out lots of huge belches and generally slob out on the couch while I talk about being your chubby, -swilling, binge eating girlfriend. After a few beers I start to get horny... Show more