I’m trying really hard to get my abs back for the summer, but unfortunately I’ve been invited to an early-season pool party TONIGHT and my abs are still too soft. So I’m putting myself on a little diet and only eating fruit for lunch. Sitting outside in a bikini, I have a bowl of mangos in front of me as I tell you about this party. Everyone is going to see that I’ve lost the rock-hard abs I had last year, and one in particular I’m really worried will be sure to point it out. As I talk I rapidly scarf down mango after mango (getting REALLY messy in the process) and fail to notice how rapidl... Show more