I'm going to inflate this crystal clear 17 inch balloon until it's nice and big... and maybe pop it! Oh, I'm sure it won't be scary... and it probably won't be too loud. haha

I tease you as the balloon expands. Inflating it bigger than the balloon should ever be inflated. It stretches and tightens.

Imagine if you were this balloon. I could hug you. I could ride you. Lick you. Play with you, and then kaboom! Haha! It would all be over for you. Just like it's going to be with this balloon.

Should I keep blowing? Keep inflating? Keep stretching it? It's going to be s...

I'm going to inflate this crystal clear 17 inch balloon until it's nice and big... and maybe pop it! Oh, I'm sure it won't be scary... and it probably won't be too loud. haha

I tease you as the balloon expands. Inflating it bigger than the balloon should ever be inflated. It stretches and tightens.

Imagine if you were this balloon. I could hug you. I could ride you. Lick you. Play with you, and then kaboom! Haha! It would all be over for you. Just like it's going to be with this balloon.

Should I keep blowing? Keep inflating? Keep stretching it? It's going to be so loud. I hope that you don't get scared!

Wearing a silver dress, high heels, and pantyhose. Bouquet of helium balloons in the background.