I inflate a big blue crystal balloon while standing in front of you wearing a fluorescent yellow bikini and black thigh high socks.

I tease you while I blow up the balloon. It's getting big! Should I keep blowing? Okay, you want it bigger!? Really big!? Okay, I hope that you know what you're doing!

Once the balloon is stretched to the max, I ask you once again if you think I should keep inflating it. Actually, I'm going to need to keep blowing! Once a balloon gets this big, I can't stop! It's going to be so loud when it pops! Are you ready for it?