I blow to pop a green crystal 17 inch balloon that's already partially stretched out. I can't wait to see how big it can get.

I tease you with glances while inflating the balloon, I rub my hands against it, lick it, squeeze it, and even ride on it! Are you ready to see how big it gets before it POPs? Are you sure you can handle it? Oh, it's getting so big! I can literally burst at any second just like a ticking time bomb!

I show you the tiny wet pieces after it pops.