I know about your little secret... you know, all of the balloons. I found your stash in your bedroom drawer one day, and I wondered... “Why does he have balloons in here, that’s so weird!” Then one day, when you went away, and you left your computer on... I did a little searching, and I found all of your balloon videos. You’re watching pop balloons! You get off on that stuff don’t you!? I know you do!

I begin inflating a clear 17 inch balloon. Does it turn you on when I inflate this balloon? I want you to jerk off while I inflate this balloon until it pops!