I have over 50 inflated balloons. I'm going to pop them for you, but I want you to jerk off while I pop them. I tell you different things to imagine while I'm popping the balloons. I describe my fantasy to you, and I act out some of the details while I'm popping them.

I pop the balloons by sit popping (ride to pop) them and by nail popping them.

Lots of talking!