Happy Valentine’s Day! I want to do something special for you today. I know how much you like balloons, and I like popping balloons, so I inflated a bunch of pink and red balloons for us to pop together. This is going to be so much fun!

On second thought... Take off your pants, and start stroking. I’m going to pop the balloons, and when I pop the final balloon, I want you to cum for me.