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You come home from a huge stuffing at a buffet. You brag about how much you had and show off your stuffed gut, saying you must be the best eater of all time. Then pretend as if the guy you're talking to just said that he's seen someone who can eat more, replying with something like "What do you mean? There's no way! Look at this gut! I am that fattest, sexiest, biggest eater ever!" Act like they are still insisting they've seen better, getting a bit jealous and telling him that "you'll just have to see about that." Then get something to eat, seeming a bit annoyed that they ... Show more