I have been on vacation for so long, and dreading the shower and shaving because I know how much work it is...I just have to do it, I wish you were here, so you could help suds me up in all the never gunna reach sections. I shave my legs, lightly running the razor all the way up my big leg, my thick cellulite thighs, already feel smoother, but my bloated belly pushing into it is so uncomfortable. I cant wait to get this over with an order some room service. I finish my legs and shave my armpits. I lift up my fat stretch marked arms are so heavy, I get taken off balance from the weight shift...

I have been on vacation for so long, and dreading the shower and shaving because I know how much work it is...I just have to do it, I wish you were here, so you could help suds me up in all the never gunna reach sections. I shave my legs, lightly running the razor all the way up my big leg, my thick cellulite thighs, already feel smoother, but my bloated belly pushing into it is so uncomfortable. I cant wait to get this over with an order some room service. I finish my legs and shave my armpits. I lift up my fat stretch marked arms are so heavy, I get taken off balance from the weight shift, my body is working to prop stuff up, I am constantly leaning against the wall. It gets even harder when I decide to clean up my hairy bush, once I lift up and get past my tummy, I am really trying to maneuver in a way I can see what I am doing. I eventually give up! I am starving!