I have just eaten almost an entire 9x9 cake...I did it in record time. I usually eat slow and steady but I had been craving them for too long. I was already a little exhausted and half awake. Then I shoveled in the cake. My belly getting heavier and heavier, I can feel it beginning to weigh me down. My body getting more comfortable with the couch. I lay back and enjoy all the beautifully painful bloating. I dont want to move or get up. I dont think I could if I wanted too. I know that I need to clean up dinner and handle a few things...but I am not sure my stuffed fat ass will ever be able... Show more