YES, THE SONG "I Want to Kiss You AllOVER" is on in the background!

I mean, look at my squishy fat tummy. I cant help but pull and tug on it. I can only imagine what you would do to it...the thought is very very exciting to say the least. My stretch marks are so evident...I cant wait for even more....but seriously though...What WOULD You Do yo My Fat Squishy Soft Hungry, Starving TUMMY?!