Custom: "basically im thinking the scenario is you would be talking to your husband of a few years u could say something to the effect of, look how big and tall and fat I am now, can you believe how small I used to be, when we started dating I was so small and skinny and always used to look up to you. and when you started feeding me and I started gaining weight at first I hated it, but then i started getting taller and fatter and it started to turn me on getting bigger than you, and then you started shrinking too and now youre just a puny little shrimp. keep insulting him the... Show more