For all you guys out there with small dicks, I'm gonna tell you HOW IT IS. I'm going to ask you to pull down your pants to show me what you have for me. Lets see it then? The epitome of your manhood, the crux of your masculinity... this... specimen.

And when you pull it out you know whats coming don't you? Laughter. I'm horrified and disgusted at your tiny dick - I detail exactly why its SO fucking nasty and tiny! I tell you how small it is - comparing it to a peanut, my little toe... and more.

Then I start discussing the future of your sexual endevours. I am going to brin... Show more