Oh look, a little loser has crawled his way towards us. But is it even a him? Tegan thinks it looks like a clit. Katy can barely see it - she has to squint. I want to vomit.

We tear you to shreds for your tiny little dick, as you jerk it desperately in front of us. We show you just how tiny and pathetic you are, calling you every name we can think of and you just get more excited. Can you even cum? It's so tiny we aren't sure... we can barely see it under your pubic hair!! You look like a girl. You have a baby dick, a micro penis.. ok then baby.

Tegan grabs a spoon and han... Show more