You're so easy, all I have to do is throw on some shoes and you're weak at the knees. Well, that's where you belong anyway. On your knees, worshipping a Goddess and her brand new sneakers. This is the first time I've worn them, they've never touched pavement. So it's a perfect time for you to lick them, before they get worn and smelly. It's a gift to you, because you'll need to keep them clean in the future... with your mouth. Loser, I know you're hard for my beatdown. How about a kick in the face?