With Easter on the horizon, I got a lovely seasonal manicure. These long stiletto fingernails are turquoise blue and look just like Easter eggs, which got Me thinking of you. You know how much I love crushing your balls and I’ve come up with a brilliant idea for an Easter egg hunt. I have a whole dozen of eggs and watch as I crush each one with these long talons, wishing it was your nutsack instead. But with so much good protein going to waste, you should be here licking the eggy goo off each of My fingers as it cascades down My latex dress.

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