After a day of domestic domination, I need to relax. I have very high standards and training new staff can be stressful. I’m at the end of My tether with you.So your final determining task to see if you stay or go is to take the human ashtray test. As I light up My Vogue menthol cigarette, I exhale and verbally berate you. When the ash on My cigarette gets long, I tell you to open your mouth so you can savour it. I know how much you enjoy My second hand smoke or any second hand DNA so I spit into your mouth to let it wash the ashes down easier.