I’ve just returned from My garden and am admiring these freshly cut roses. But I saw something in My garden that reminded Me of you. There was a cluster of tiny mushrooms and there was a distinct resemblance to your pathetic dick. There are even some varieties of mushrooms in My garden that are much bigger than the shame you keep hidden in your pants. When you see an exquisite woman like Me, decked out in leather and fishnets, you couldn’t possibly think she’d want to be with you. That’s why the only use you’ll ever have is as a wallet. If you’re lucky, I may offer you a position as a cuck... Show more