I'm glad you're home because there's something I've wanted to talk to you about. I cleaned the whole house today, and when I went through your drawer...I found something. I know you don't like me going near your dresser, but I had to put away our laundry. I stumbled upon your secret.... Are you shocked? Did you not think I'd find out? You've been hiding something for a long time, and I made the discovery. Not porn, not a secret girlfriend, but something you wear. Are you wearing it now? Look at me...can you guess that I'm also wearing it? Is that how you conceal your secret? You wear diapers!!... Show more