I didn't know you were getting home so early.... You want to know where your little ones are? Your wife already came and picked them up early. She said she had to go to her 's for a while. Why am I wearing your wife's dress? Well, she's out of the picture now! While I've been here taking care of your fam, I have seen how you've looked at me. I know you want me. So I told your wife you and I are in a relationship..