We've been dating for over a year now, and I have something to show you. Now, I'm not exactly a girl who enjoys long relationships. A year is a great amount of time. We've made lots of memories, and It's been great. I want to keep you forever....and ever...and ever. See, my step-dad invented something a couple years back, being a scientist and all. I had a perfect boyfriend before you, he was handsome, strong and I decided I never wanted to let him go. That thing my step-daddy created was a special remote control. I used it on my ex and it shrunk him to an itty bitty size. He was so cute and s... Show more