Smells like an armpit....tastes like rotten pussy....and I love every bite. As I eat it, I can feel it absorbing onto my tongue! That distinct stench that lingers on my lips. Others might be absolutely repulsed by the taste and smell of this chewy, salty chicken of the sea. After all this tuna, who would want to kiss me? You of course. You're so hard thinking about my lips wrapped around your tongue...