Now that I've been promoted and am the big boss bitch around here, some changes will need to be made. Long story short, YOU ARE FIRED LOSER. I know we used to date and maybe you were thinking that I would feel bad for you but lets face it, you're an underachieving loser and I cannot have you working for me. I suppose I can have a little mercy on you though...just one last jerk before you never see me again!

Now that I've been promoted and am the big boss bitch around here, some changes will need to be made. Long story short, YOU ARE FIRED LOSER. I know we used to date and maybe you were thinking that I would feel bad for you but lets face it, you're an underachieving loser and I cannot have you working for me. I suppose I can have a little mercy on you though...just one last jerk before you never see me again!