Now that I've been promoted and am the big boss bitch around here, some changes will need to be made. Long story short, YOU ARE FIRED LOSER. I know we used to date and maybe you were thinking that I would feel bad for you but lets face it, you're an underachieving loser and I cannot have you working for me. I suppose I can have a little mercy on you though...just one last jerk before you never see me again!