It's my birthday, and I think you've come over to seduce me since I'm a good looking guy, but you instead want to have fun with your magic spells. You tell me you're going to give me a kiss as a gift and give me a kiss that will shrink me into a disgusting slimy slug, while you laugh and tease me telling me I will never be human again and nothing can change me back now, and no will want me since I'm a disgusting slug now. You laugh and tell me "Happy birthday slug!"