I catch my stepson red-handed looking through my expensive fur coats, a part of my wardrobe that he is not welcome in! I teach him a lesson not to touch my beautiful furs, which are far too good for him, by making him stand with his legs spread in front of my mirrored wardrobe ready to take some painful kicks from my leather boots in punishment for this terrible misdemeanour. I will bust his balls until I am sure he will keep his hands to himself in future!