Mistress is relaxing at home on the sofa, but as you will see she has her servant human furniture slaves doing their duties.
As uou know furniture doesn't speak, furniture doesn't have a voice and human furniture is always ignored!
Mistress is laying across her human furniture making Herself very comfortable. At the same time She has everything she needs within reach balancing on her human furniture coffee table!
Be useful, be ignored, but mostly be completely insignificant.