ITALIAN LANGUAGE
At home with my new puppy on a leash, today I will make him experience my personal covid cure. I bend down and hold him by the neck, I explain to him that the treatment I have devised involves the administration of two rather special doses, both by mouth... A couple of slaps, I make him open his mouth and proceed: the first dose consists in taking my spit. I repeatedly spit in his mouth, this lousy one appreciates and swallows all my saliva. The second dose will come straight from my bladder but first I want to do a little test on his mask. I place it in the bowl and be...

ITALIAN LANGUAGE
At home with my new puppy on a leash, today I will make him experience my personal covid cure. I bend down and hold him by the neck, I explain to him that the treatment I have devised involves the administration of two rather special doses, both by mouth... A couple of slaps, I make him open his mouth and proceed: the first dose consists in taking my spit. I repeatedly spit in his mouth, this lousy one appreciates and swallows all my saliva. The second dose will come straight from my bladder but first I want to do a little test on his mask. I place it in the bowl and begin to wet it with my yellow nectar. The panty bothers me a little, so I take it off and take the opportunity to put it on his face and cover his dumb face. After filling the mask and bowl it is time to make this lousy puppy drink. He drinks directly from the mask and once finished I put it on his face and send him away.

CURA PER IL COVID
A casa con il mio nuovo cagnolino al guinzaglio, oggi sperimenterò la mia personale cura contro il covid. Mi abbasso e tenendolo per il collo gli spiego che la cura che ho ideato prevede la somministrazioni di due dosi un po’ particolari, entrambe per via orale... Un paio di schiaffi, gli faccio aprire la bocca e procedo: la prima dose consiste nel prendere il mio sputo. Gli sputo ripetutamente in bocca, questo schifoso apprezza e ingoia tutta la mia saliva. La seconda dose verrà direttamente dalla mia vescica ma prima voglio fare un piccolo test alla sua mascherina. La appoggio nella ciotolina del cane e inizio a bagnarla con il mio nettare giallo. La mutandina mi da un po’ fastidio quindi la tolgo e ne approfitto per mettergliela sul viso e coprire quella sua faccia di cazzo. Dopo aver riempito mascherina e ciotolina è arrivato il momento di far bere questo cane schifoso. Beve direttamente dalla mascherina e una volta terminato gliela metto sul muso e lo mando via.

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