ITALIAN LANGUAGE

I go to the window sipping a coffee. I wear jeans, pink socks and burgundy red All Stars. My doormat is already lying down ready to perform its service. I get on top of it and open the window. I want to breathe the fresh mountain air. While I crush it a gentleman passes and coughs. If he knew what's going on in this chalet... I enjoy the view by squeezing its face under my Converse, repeatedly. Then I have my shoes taken off and continue my facestanding with the pink socks. In the meantime, I finish the coffee. I put the cup aside and take my cell phone. I thought... Show more