We are three German, hot and mean girls. Together I, Lady Stefanie, sit with my friends Cruel Reell and Miss Catdeluxe in the garden and we make fun of you Canadian loser. We joke about you, in English and in German. Of course you don't understand German, but that's what makes it so funny. While you loser are allowed to see and admire the face of my friends, I show myself to you only partially, because you still have not earned to see my beautiful face. However, you have earned something else and that is our contempt, our ridicule and a lot of our spit.