I can't believe this! When I heard how short are your feet and toes, I thought it was a joke! How in the world a guy can have such small feet? I'm shocked.

Actually, this is HILLARIOUS! My feet are much bigger than yours, and I'm shorter than you! Look at them! More than 10 inches of pure perfection! And look at my long beautiful toes! Oh God, your toes must look like ugly tiny sausages.

And the last but not least: My Big Toe. It's a piece of art. Long and wide, with a big toenail - actually, a huge toenail, comparing to your tiny something! Yayks. What a fricking loser, u... Show more