Puppy, you're unbelievably annoying in your attempts to get my attention. I want to relax and chill after a shower, but you keep hanging out on the floor, begging for a glimpse of my presence. You don't deserve it anyway, do you? You're not worthy to even sniff my feet, not saying about anything else. If a middle finger is not enough for you to understand that, here's my middle toe. Just fuck off.