Wow, you've got a really small one. I mean.... small ! So why not be the LOSER you are and pay to watch Me tell you all about it? I mean, there's so much to talk about. For instance, how INCREDIBLY TINY it is, and how you're pathetically trying to jack it off with your fingers like a tweezer.

Or, how you're actually paying to watch Me tell you how sad and sorry your little dick is?

Or, how you try to act like a tough guy in everyday life but it's really just to compensate for having a 3-incher.

I'm positive you're jealous of the 5-inc... Show more